About The Coffee Bean Queen

The Coffee Bean Queen is a beauty beyond compare. Ok, ok that would be nice, but the truth is she is a decrepit old bat that has fifty cats and the kids on her street are all scared of her. She also has a secret crush on… yes, you guessed it… Ned Flanders.

The Coffee Bean Queen first became interested in coffee when she had no where to go and hung out at the local coffee house to meet friends. She was hoping to be like “Norm” on Cheers. However, she chased away the other customers with her belligerence and lack of humor. Sadly, but to the relief of the coffee houses' staff, she was kicked out and told never to return.

Now addicted, the Coffee Bean Queen was forced to order coffee beans online. She currently drinks a few pots of coffee a day. Neighbors say she is often seen in the garden throwing coffee grounds on rose bushes while slurping away at a gigantic mug and spilling its content all over herself.

The Coffee Bean Queen enjoying a cuppa joe!

The Coffee Bean Queen has become quite a celebrity featuring intensive knowledge about coffee growing, coffee bean processing, cupping and much more. No one has ever met the Coffee Bean Queen, but she does speaking engagements under a pseudonym. She has a two track mind. One is coffee and the other is cats… hence the page on cat crap coffee. I think she made that up, but who really knows?

If you have any questions, concerns or perhaps you want to provide a guest article or review she can be reached at editor@coffeebeanqueen.com. She'd be glad to hear from you, she's kind of a wide-eyed loner.